Insolent fools? The intricacy of taking MRT
Site visit 1 -
The insolent bulldozer...
Eh cmon, we are not tat patch of grass.....!!!!
i) oblivious to the ppl who are getting out?
ii) first time taking a train?
iii) the kiasu mentality?
iv) they are blind?
v) this is the last train for them to boarD?
vi) they actually wanted some human touch?
haha, damn, some ppl just step over one another to climb to the peak.
I believe there are still some gracious singaporean among us..
next time i would prefer juggernaut from X-men to board the train.. then bulldozer his way out.. this will teach those ppl in future to practise the minimum courtesy of letting ppl alight first b4 boarding... that would be heavenly coolz.
Site visit 2 -
Do ur know there's an inducing sleep walker onboard mrt?
try to observe those ppl who are sitting around, and once a pregnant lady come onboard.. suddenly all fell asleep. lol, damn its like the way the tummy has hynoptised everyone to sleep.. left , right, up , down.. okay begone ~~
Site visit 3 -
The perfect Farter that u will never catch..
this is the best, once tat aroma comes.. tat fellow will put on the best pretext tat the culprit shld be someone else. It definitely feels good when in a packed sardine train.. everyone gets a sniff of ur delicious, appetizing , aromatic piece of fart... lol or shld i called it the Fabulous ART? tis is one farting piece we will never learn how to appreciate.
Site visit 4 -
I need a shoulder to cry on..
Yesh its great to sleep inside the train.. but pls.. dun ever rest ur head on my shoulder.. espec guys.. KNN... we are not gays! its as though they are deprive of tat love or rather they had just undergo tat neck operation? cmon... pretty gals can.. but guys.. shoo..we dun need sissys onboard the train.. go fix ur neck!!!!
Site visit 5 -
the magician ..
u know the train is packed to the brim... u know there is no more space. yet miraculously he is able to squeeze onboard. how? by forcing himself on u. they call it close proximity..how close? he can brush his tiny little wick onto ur arse. tats how close it can get. and its not one. the first will touch ur cute little arse, 2nd one will force the 1st to poke in harder, 3rd will follow the chain reaction... this is how good the magician can get.. they call it mass orgy.. lol.. damn!
so folks who are taking mrt out there.. pls abide by our rules. be a kind soul out there, and they will stop raising the transport charges.. alrite?
The insolent bulldozer...
Eh cmon, we are not tat patch of grass.....!!!!
i) oblivious to the ppl who are getting out?
ii) first time taking a train?
iii) the kiasu mentality?
iv) they are blind?
v) this is the last train for them to boarD?
vi) they actually wanted some human touch?
haha, damn, some ppl just step over one another to climb to the peak.
I believe there are still some gracious singaporean among us..
next time i would prefer juggernaut from X-men to board the train.. then bulldozer his way out.. this will teach those ppl in future to practise the minimum courtesy of letting ppl alight first b4 boarding... that would be heavenly coolz.
Site visit 2 -
Do ur know there's an inducing sleep walker onboard mrt?
try to observe those ppl who are sitting around, and once a pregnant lady come onboard.. suddenly all fell asleep. lol, damn its like the way the tummy has hynoptised everyone to sleep.. left , right, up , down.. okay begone ~~
Site visit 3 -
The perfect Farter that u will never catch..
this is the best, once tat aroma comes.. tat fellow will put on the best pretext tat the culprit shld be someone else. It definitely feels good when in a packed sardine train.. everyone gets a sniff of ur delicious, appetizing , aromatic piece of fart... lol or shld i called it the Fabulous ART? tis is one farting piece we will never learn how to appreciate.
Site visit 4 -
I need a shoulder to cry on..
Yesh its great to sleep inside the train.. but pls.. dun ever rest ur head on my shoulder.. espec guys.. KNN... we are not gays! its as though they are deprive of tat love or rather they had just undergo tat neck operation? cmon... pretty gals can.. but guys.. shoo..we dun need sissys onboard the train.. go fix ur neck!!!!
Site visit 5 -
the magician ..
u know the train is packed to the brim... u know there is no more space. yet miraculously he is able to squeeze onboard. how? by forcing himself on u. they call it close proximity..how close? he can brush his tiny little wick onto ur arse. tats how close it can get. and its not one. the first will touch ur cute little arse, 2nd one will force the 1st to poke in harder, 3rd will follow the chain reaction... this is how good the magician can get.. they call it mass orgy.. lol.. damn!
so folks who are taking mrt out there.. pls abide by our rules. be a kind soul out there, and they will stop raising the transport charges.. alrite?
posted by impermance at 10:50 PM
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